Aubrey
Counselor 
i like to write broken things
Posts: 159
Custom Title: Lady Kraken
Preferred Pronouns: she/her
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Post by Aubrey on Apr 6, 2021 12:53:27 GMT -6
This game is super easy! (and a repost, but i don't care. it's fun.)
You start with a Silly Question, and the person posting next gives a Silly Answer.
Ei:
Person 1: Do chickens have computers?
Person 2: Yes and they use them to invent stuffs that can halp them cross the road.
And they ask a question for the next person! Easy peasy!
So, I have this burning question....
How long does it take to cook a dolphin egg?
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Post by RAVENEYE on Apr 8, 2021 10:32:24 GMT -6
How long does it take to cook a dolphin egg? 1,576,800,000 seconds, but only inside the belly of a blowfish on low heat, otherwise they explode, which is why we see so few dolphin eggs. If you “put your two cents in” but it’s only a penny for your thoughts, where’s the extra penny going?
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Post by Caulder Melhaire on Apr 8, 2021 12:08:29 GMT -6
It gets claimed as fare for the little bus driver who has to drive the thought from the brain to the lips.
Can an elephant fly a rocket ship?
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Aubrey
Counselor
i like to write broken things
Posts: 159
Custom Title: Lady Kraken
Preferred Pronouns: she/her
HARD: 10
EASY: 20
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Post by Aubrey on Apr 8, 2021 14:55:15 GMT -6
Yes, but there is a propeller in the back trunk. Careful, it explodes.
Will there be ice cream at the end of the rainbow?
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Post by RAVENEYE on Jun 21, 2021 15:42:08 GMT -6
Yes, but it's cursed with Midas' Touch and turns you to gold.
Why do pillows fight?
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Post by HDSimplicityy on Jun 23, 2021 20:37:12 GMT -6
To tar and feather someone.
or drool and feather.
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
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Post by whaleworkforfood on Jun 24, 2021 4:39:16 GMT -6
Pretty much anything. But only if the Klondike Bar asks nicely.
What would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck COULDN'T chuck wood?
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Post by RAVENEYE on Jun 28, 2021 11:53:09 GMT -6
The woodchuck would chuck a fit because a woodchuck is no longer a woodchuck if a woodchuck can't chuck wood.
Do mermaids get pruny fingers if they're out of water too long?
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ONE MORE DAY TO ENTER THIS WEEK'S ROLLING WEEKLY.
2023 Legends Contest results have been posted (finally): 