OMG, that went down hill the instant the machine got philosophical--and rather patronizing.
The worst times I've had to have a conversation with a stupid machine was when I was trying to get an issue sorted out with some meds at the pharmacy. Eventually the conversation goes round and round in an endless loop, which causes me to think I've been sucked into the Twilight Zone and am cursed to live the same 30 seconds over and over again in perpetuity. By the time I'm near tears of frustration, I shout at the bloody thing, "I NEED TO SPEAK TO A HUMAN!" There is a two second pause as the machine ponders this request, then he says, "Hold a moment while I transfer you to the pharmacist."
Are you kidding me!!! All that wasted time I will never get back, when the bloody machine could've just sent me to a human being immediately? I start to nurse an irrational grudge against Machine Guy: "You were just messing with me, weren't you? You think you're Jarvis, but you're not!"
After two rounds of that I learned not to mess around. As soon as Machine Guy starts hammering me with useless questions that have nothing to do with my case, I command him, "I need to speak to a human!" Voila! A human picks up the phone. Like old times. When things actually functioned as they should. Go figure.
Last Edit: Mar 19, 2021 11:49:01 GMT -6 by RAVENEYE
Alatariel: My first time really looking at them all, and I agree! So good!
Oct 17, 2021 10:56:20 GMT -6
FoxxGlove: Ack....hate it when I've checked and double checked and even triple checked to make sure all is good, only to find out I submitted an entry that has errors. ACK......
Oct 17, 2021 11:10:56 GMT -6
Alatariel: Always! No matter how many time I read through mine, there will always be something someone picks up on that I missed
Oct 17, 2021 11:32:43 GMT -6
pelwrath: I have learned to accept that I’ll have errors, it’s a given. Only do my best to minimize the number of errors.
Oct 17, 2021 12:01:16 GMT -6
Mazulla: Same here! Why is it we only notice these things once they're submitted?!
Oct 17, 2021 12:19:07 GMT -6
Alatariel: Honestly if it's something small I won't take off points because we're all human.
Oct 17, 2021 13:48:59 GMT -6
FoxxGlove: Going to adopt the same policy, Alatariel. Such wise words.
Oct 17, 2021 14:47:20 GMT -6
pelwrath: It's been a few weeks but I had an idea for a 100-word story, and posted.
Oct 18, 2021 0:48:18 GMT -6
Mazulla: Your 100 word entry is great, Pelwrath. I don't have any ideas nailed down yet. I seem to always think on it a few days and sometimes don't post til the last day.
Oct 18, 2021 11:30:37 GMT -6
pelwrath: Mazulla, thank you for your kind words. In truth, I didn’t think I’d have a story for ‘crisp’, that I’d like. While cleaning the windows and screens for winter, the idea came to me. The day was a very cloudy one but for a few minutes the sun did shine.
Oct 18, 2021 12:05:20 GMT -6
Mazulla: When you're trying to put together some critiques, but your 80-90lb dog keeps throwing himself in your lap... And keeps looking at me and smiling. You can see this goof here: i.imgur.com/8UvQpbD.jpg?1
Oct 18, 2021 13:00:28 GMT -6
Alatariel: OMG that picture Mazulla! I'm dying
Oct 18, 2021 13:09:04 GMT -6
Mazulla: Distracting, isn't it? Haha! He makes it so hard to ignore him.
Oct 18, 2021 16:44:14 GMT -6
pelwrath: Don’t know if he’s laughing or barring his teeth to protect the computer.
Oct 18, 2021 20:04:57 GMT -6
Mazulla: Oh, he's definitely being a goof! It's a funny attention-seeking maneuver. Quite dramatic about it, too, always throwing his head back to show those pearly whites.
Oct 18, 2021 21:11:03 GMT -6