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Mazulla Ember Posts: 240 Custom Title: Professional Lurker Preferred Pronouns: She/Her HARD: 400 MEDIUM: 100 EASY: 115	Evil Genie Nov 11, 2021 16:02:10 GMT -6 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mazulla on Nov 11, 2021 16:02:10 GMT -6 Granted, however you find that your life's collection has become corroded beyond repair. I wish I had more motivation today.
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bilance Spark Posts: 74	Evil Genie Nov 15, 2021 11:01:36 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bilance on Nov 15, 2021 11:01:36 GMT -6 granted your novel series is completed within 72 hours and now you need to be spoon fed for the next few weeks and your fingers hurt like hell. I wish for background music in real life

garden Smoke hi everyone! Posts: 13 Preferred Pronouns: they/them	Evil Genie Nov 25, 2021 18:33:11 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by garden on Nov 25, 2021 18:33:11 GMT -6 Granted! You made and saved so much money that nobody else had any, and there was nothing to buy. I wish I was eating a delicious brownie right now.

labrat Spark Posts: 55 Preferred Pronouns: She/her HARD: 450 EASY: 20	Evil Genie Dec 1, 2021 23:07:44 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by labrat on Dec 1, 2021 23:07:44 GMT -6 Granted! You now have an enormous fudgy brownie, but it's full of every kind of nut known to mankind. Oh, I'm sorry? Were you allergic to nuts? Oops! I wish my kids would listen the first time I asked them to do something.
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Evil Genie Dec 2, 2021 12:13:39 GMT -6

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Post by RAVENEYE on Dec 2, 2021 12:13:39 GMT -6

Granted! Your kids hang on your every word. They listen so intently that listening is all they ever do, every sigh, every groan of frustration, and chores remain forever undone, but they sure are great listeners.

I wish my cat would stop treating me like a chew toy.

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Evil Genie Dec 2, 2021 12:36:09 GMT -6 via mobile

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Post by labrat on Dec 2, 2021 12:36:09 GMT -6

Granted! Your cat no longer treats you like a chew toy. Instead, it chews on everything else in the house - furniture, kitchen cupboards, bedding and even the clothes in your closet. And then it coughs up copious hairballs into your shoes.

I wish it wasn't so cold in Wisconsin in the winter

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Caulder Melhaire Moderator Clockwork Nightingale We are because of a million loves Posts: 1,112 Preferred Pronouns: He/Him HARD: 750 MEDIUM: 300 EASY: 210	Evil Genie Dec 2, 2021 17:31:33 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Caulder Melhaire on Dec 2, 2021 17:31:33 GMT -6 Granted! Now it's in the single digits all year round. I wish I could actually sing.
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labrat Spark Posts: 55 Preferred Pronouns: She/her HARD: 450 EASY: 20	Evil Genie Dec 3, 2021 9:51:54 GMT -6 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by labrat on Dec 3, 2021 9:51:54 GMT -6 Granted! Now you can sing - like a goat! I wish I could do a turn in dance without getting dizzy.
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RAVENEYE: ah bummer! That would've been gorgeous! Oct 24, 2024 22:24:55 GMT -6

emukiller: What's the Hard, medium, and easy in the profile? Oct 29, 2024 6:59:18 GMT -6

Mazulla: emukiller They're "honor points" for participating and/or winning in different prompts & challenges.

You add them to your profile as you do them around the forum. Oct 29, 2024 13:05:44 GMT -6

ScintillaMyntan: We're still waiting on one contest vote. Oct 31, 2024 7:01:11 GMT -6

havekrillwhaletravel: Reading Murder on the Orient Express and came across this hilarious line: "He chews the gum which I believe is not done in good circles". Nov 1, 2024 10:22:46 GMT -6

RAVENEYE: Bahahahaaa!!! How vulgar we gum-chewers are! :lshic:

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HDSimplicityy: Streaming now! Nov 1, 2024 19:19:39 GMT -6

RAVENEYE: We STILL can't wrap up the contest b/c some folks don't follow instructions... :mad2:

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ScintillaMyntan: I'm closing it tonight. Nov 5, 2024 19:26:39 GMT -6

havekrillwhaletravel: Congrats to everyone! This was a great crop of stories Nov 6, 2024 6:15:39 GMT -6

RAVENEYE: Agreed! Some really wonderful interpretations of a multi-faceted story. Very enjoyable exercise. Nov 7, 2024 13:34:26 GMT -6

HDSimplicityy: Wrote 1,340 words in two hours this afternoon. I've never written that much in that short a time, thanks to writers sitting next to me. Nov 10, 2024 22:45:33 GMT -6

HDSimplicityy: My record wordcount is north of 2,000 in hour hours. That.... that hurt lmao Nov 10, 2024 22:46:06 GMT -6

HDSimplicityy: *four Nov 10, 2024 22:46:22 GMT -6

HDSimplicityy: By the way... I realize that I am posting too often. Kinda comes off as spammy. Sorry bout that; I need to not be distracted to the internetzzz Nov 10, 2024 22:47:58 GMT -6

RAVENEYE: Oof, 2,000 words in 4 hours is a hefty day's writing. Congrats. Keep it up! You can do it! Nov 11, 2024 0:39:20 GMT -6

HDSimplicityy:

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HDSimplicityy: Mmm maybe it was 4.5 hours... Nov 12, 2024 21:58:02 GMT -6

RAVENEYE: How are the NaNoWriMo writers doing? Halfway-ish through the month. Hope everyone's muses are still cooperating. Nov 18, 2024 17:41:58 GMT -6

HDSimplicityy: Aint anywhere near my goals.